or Morons' Venture for Fun on Buzz by AC, Bubby and H
The Shuteye Demon briefly dated the Good Idea Fairy,
The Nocturnal Musings offspring is running amok
The Second Thought Witch, with an evil laughter, plots against the offspring
The Good Idea Fairy holds Nocturnal Musings close to her bosom
In the shadows lurks the This Won't Work Ogre,
Who tempts the Easily Corrupted Elf playmate of the reckless offspring
Together, they arrange for a game at dusk to draw out Nocturnal Musings,
For as the darkness grows so does his restlessness
Restless Nocturnal Musings playfully joins the Easily Corrupted Elf,
Not paying heed to his mother's restraining
This Won't Work Ogre rubs his hands with glee even as the Overly Optimist Prince rides into the scene
Swiftly, the Overly Optimist Prince slays the This Won't Work Ogre
As the Easily Corrupted Elf and restless Nocturnal Musings begin their game, I'm So High Hobgoblin joins them
The Second Thought Witch, now cleverly disguised as the I'm So High Hobgoblin, sneakily leads Nocturnal Musings away
She takes out a green vial of Strangle The Idea Potion and lets out another high-pitched laughter
As the Second Thought Witch's shriek of delight threatens to rent Nocturnal Musings' innocent mischievousness,
The Shuteye Demon seeks his progeny,
A primal instinct to protect his seed violently clashes with his pragmatic aloofness
Alas! The Shuteye Demon's pragmatic aloofness wins and he decides to take a nap
Knowing she has little option, the Good Idea Fairy takes on the Second Thought Witch on her own,
They agree on a mud wrestling battle to settle the matter
It's the crack of dawn, and the Good Morning Gnome rides in on the first rays of sunshine
His merry rhyme rudely awakens the Shuteye Demon,
Just when the Good Idea Fairy and the Second Thought Witch were about to settle matters in the muddy arena
Oh no! For it was not but a dream!
The Shuteye Demon awakens to a surprising scene
The Good Idea Fairy has reconciled with the Second Thought Witch,
After she told her where to get the best bargains on brooms
Nocturnal Musings looks at the Shuteye Demon and asks the Good Idea Fairy, innocently, 'Are men necessary?'
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